This is nonsense.

I had a blast last night! It was so fun that I can't force myself to go home. It was that kind of fun. I got soaked in the rain because our stupid neighbors put a barrier on the entry side of our street. For 5 minutes, I was outside waiting for someone to open the gate. I was pissed but I loved the rain somehow. I loved how I got soaked because I've no choice. I slept 10 hours straight. I woke up with headache but I was fine with that. It was worth the fun anyway. I went downstairs to fill my tummy and boy the food was great. I had coffee too. Everything was going fine until I went online and checked that one profile (I always check whenever I'm on fb).